The Ken Doll can suck it. I am who I am!

In a recent O magazine, plus size model Katie Halchishick stands naked, holding a Barbie doll in her hands.   Dotted lines cover Katie, showing what would have to be cut away in order for her to have Barbie’s body.

Here’s a breakdown of what surgeries she'd need to have done to be the kind of doll women aspire to: a brow lift, a jaw line shave, rhinoplasty, a cheek and neck reduction, a chin implant, scooped-out shoulders, a breast lift, liposuction on her arms, and tummy tuck, which would also have to be sculpted as if it were lined in whale-bone from the inside. And that’s just the front half of her.

I am a woman, I have curves, and sometimes I get pimples on my butt.  It's not my favorite thing, but I'm okay with it. Ken isn't my type anyway.